Loyalty Club

MOAR COFFEE!

MOAR SATS!

The more sats you spend with us, the more sats you get back! LFG!

To Join the Club

Select a style (ground or whole bean)
Choose your type of beans
Select the frequency of shipping
Select the number of bags to ship each time and click Add to Cart
Enter your shipping details, including your nostr npub or other unique identifier to keep track of your sats balance
Checkout, pay via Lightning or on-chain, and receive your first shipment shortly!

When we invoice you, we will also send your new balance of total sats spent with us, excluding shipping. Eventually, when you spend enough sats, your balance will allow you an option to receive sats back based on the following tiers:

Level 420

Total spend must be greater than 420k sats
You can then receive 4.20% back off your total spend in sats for our coffee
Shipping is not included in your cumulative spend calculation
If sats back is selected, your cumulative spend will reset to zero
If not selected, your total spend will continue to grow

Club 69

Total spend must be greater than 690k sats
You can then receive 6.90% back off your total spend in sats for our coffee
Shipping is not included in your cumulative spend calculation
If sats back is selected, your cumulative spend will reset to zero
If not selected, your total spend will continue to grow

Tier 21M

Total spend must be greater than 21 mBTC (2.1M sats)
You receive a WHOPPING 21% back off your total spend in sats for our coffee
You will receive some type of swag, probably a branded t-shirt and/or coffee mug
Shipping is not included in your cumulative spend calculation
Once sats back are redeemed, your cumulative balance will reset to zero

For the most-freshly roasted beans, choose monthly. To save on shipping, order in bulk every three months. If you need to change the frequency or type of coffee, simply reply to the invoice and we will update and re-invoice. More details on how the program works are below.

Style

Beans

Frequency

Clear

SKU: N/A Category: Coffee Beans

Description

Loyalty Club Example

Meet Alice

Alice loves our coffee, so she signs up for the loyalty club by selecting “whole beans” for “El Salvador San Pacho” variety to be sent “every month”. She drinks a lot of coffee while working with Bob, so she drinks enough coffee to warrant two bags every month, and selects “2″ as the quantity. The loyalty club page would look like this, before adding to the cart:

When she’s done shopping, she proceeds to the checkout and enters her shipping/contact information along with a unique identifier. This unique ID can be:

Her nostr npub
Her email or burner email (just make sure you can access)
Her cell phone or burner phone (again, make sure you can access)
Her Telegram username
Other means of unique contact (we’ll try to accommodate your preferences)

This unique ID entry is how we keep track of the coffee payments and send out the invoices and cumulative spend. If Alice sends her npub, we will invoice her via nostr or if she enters her email, we’ll email the invoice. Once the payment is received, we’ll ship out the coffee for Alice to enjoy.

One Month Later…

We’ll create a new invoice with a 48 hour expiration and send to Alice via nostr, email, text message, and/or telegram. If she is ready for her coffee, she pays the invoice and we ship coffee to enjoy. In the message, we will let her know the accrued amount of sats for the coffee club, and her current club level.

If she’s not ready to order more coffee, she either ignores the invoice or (ideally) contacts us to give a new frequency and/or updated schedule. She can adjust the type of coffee as well. She also can choose to redeem her sats, if she’s over one of the tiers. Let’s say Alice keeps buying coffee for a few months.

Several Months Later…

She spends 754,544 sats with us, while enjoying our beans. She receives her invoice and balance from us, and realizes she could take a sats back payout of 52,064 sats (6.9% of 754,544). This amount can either be paid directly to a wallet or can be applied to her order if she chooses to claim her sats. If she chooses this option, her cumulative spend in sats with us would reset from 754,544 to zero. Alternatively, she could pass on the sats back option, and attempt to achieve the exclusive 21M 4 Life level!

A Year and a Half Later…

Alice finally spends 2,245,932 sats with us, again while enjoying our beans! She chooses to exercise her sats back option. In this scenario, she would receive 471,646 sats from us, and her cumulative sats would reset from 2.2M to zero, so she could begin the process again.

Hopefully this gives you an idea on how the program can work. Please contact us if you have questions, and we look forward to you joining the club!

Additional information

Style	Ground – Standard, Whole Bean
Beans	El Salvador San Pacho Black Honey, Ethiopian Natural Sidamo Guji, Satoshi’s Mocha Java Blend, Surprise Me!, Satoshi Sampler
Frequency	1 Month, 2 Months (for best value, order 2+ bags), 3 Months (for best value, order 3+ bags)

Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Be the first to review “Loyalty Club”