Meet Alice

Alice loves our coffee, so she signs up for the loyalty club by selecting “whole beans” for “El Salvador San Pacho” variety to be sent “every month”. She drinks a lot of coffee while working with Bob, so she drinks enough coffee to warrant two bags every month, and selects “2″ as the quantity. The loyalty club page would look like this, before adding to the cart:

When she’s done shopping, she proceeds to the checkout and enters her shipping/contact information along with a unique identifier. This unique ID can be:

• Her nostr npub
• Her email or burner email (just make sure you can access)
• Her cell phone or burner phone (again, make sure you can access)
• Her Telegram username
• Other means of unique contact (we’ll try to accommodate your preferences)

This unique ID entry is how we keep track of the coffee payments and send out the invoices and cumulative spend. If Alice sends her npub, we will invoice her via nostr or if she enters her email, we’ll email the invoice. Once the payment is received, we’ll ship out the coffee for Alice to enjoy.

One Month Later…

We’ll create a new invoice with a 48 hour expiration and send to Alice via nostr, email, text message, and/or telegram. If she is ready for her coffee, she pays the invoice and we ship coffee to enjoy. In the message, we will let her know the accrued amount of sats for the coffee club, and her current club level.

If she’s not ready to order more coffee, she either ignores the invoice or (ideally) contacts us to give a new frequency and/or updated schedule. She can adjust the type of coffee as well. She also can choose to redeem her sats, if she’s over one of the tiers. Let’s say Alice keeps buying coffee for a few months.

Several Months Later…

She spends 754,544 sats with us, while enjoying our beans. She receives her invoice and balance from us, and realizes she could take a sats back payout of 52,064 sats (6.9% of 754,544). This amount can either be paid directly to a wallet or can be applied to her order if she chooses to claim her sats. If she chooses this option, her cumulative spend in sats with us would reset from 754,544 to zero. Alternatively, she could pass on the sats back option, and attempt to achieve the exclusive 21M 4 Life level!

A Year and a Half Later…

Alice finally spends 2,245,932 sats with us, again while enjoying our beans! She chooses to exercise her sats back option. In this scenario, she would receive 471,646 sats from us, and her cumulative sats would reset from 2.2M to zero, so she could begin the process again.

Hopefully this gives you an idea on how the program can work. Please contact us if you have questions, and we look forward to you joining the club!

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The bitcoin orange pills are the imported, European version of Tic Tacs^® (or maybe Tic-Tacs are the American version of this European candy?) Regardless, SF cleverly over-labeled the packaging to allow everyone to show off your orange-flavored bitcoin pride everywhere you go. Each package is hand-labeled and the top opening is hand-sliced before shipping to the states There’s a lot of love that goes into each pack!

These orange pills are a nice add-on to your coffee order rather than purchasing and paying for shipping from Europe. We don’t know how long we will stock them. They also are unique gifts for anyone and/or conversation starters with normies! Buy a pack today!

Currently limited to a single pack per order. If you would like to order more than that, please contact us to discuss.

®TIC TAC is a registered trademark of FERRERO S.p.A.

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Now you can tell the world how you voted by ordering our I HODLed coffee mug. The I HODLed image appears as a classic US I Voted sticker, but the flag stripes are now orange. Also the stars are now ฿s. The inside of the mug is glazed in bitcoin orange.

Or, you can create a custom coffee mug showing your PayNym and QR code from Samourai Wallet with a red mug. Or create a light blue Sparrow Wallet as another example. The sky is the limit. You will need to email us after placing your order to discuss the design and get a digital proof.

Our mug holds 11-ounces of our delicious coffee, and it is microwave and dishwasher safe. It’s built to HODL for a long time using strong, ceramic construction.

Our mug meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety. Please note however, our I HODLed bitcoin mug does not meet any guidelines related to the Federal Reserve, US Treasury, SEC, CFTC, FDIC, World Bank, WTO, OECD, BIS, ECB, and WEF.

Please HODL responsibly and TAKE YOUR BITCOIN OFF EXCHANGES!!! Enjoy!

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Designed on the second Tuesday of November, the I HODLed sticker T-shirt will show the world you are proud of your HODLing.

The t-shirt comes in two options: white or black. The t-shirt is pre-shrunk, 100% heavyweight cotton construction for comfort. It fits true to size and is a standard fit.

We hope you enjoy the design and if you have additional suggestions on products, please contact us to let us know.

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With a gift card, your recipient(s) can select the coffees they want without worrying about buying their preferred coffees. We sell gift cards in the following amounts:

• $10
• $25
• $50
• $100

We can also customize a gift card for you. Just get in touch and let us know what you need.

Note: Our gift cards are electronic only and are not a physical cards. The recipient(s) will receive an email with their personalized gift card code to be used during checkout.

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Great Coffee is All About the Right Water

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The bundle is all three of our coffees so you can have all of our options, or you can give one away as a gift to a fellow bitcoiner. In fact, this could be the way you orange pill one of your friends!

Tell them you bought the coffee with bitcoin and now you have so many points of discussion with them! You can talk about what money is. you can discuss how the mainstream media is wrong when they say the bitcoin experiment in El Salvador has failed. You can discuss the properties of the Bitcoin network and how it’s immutable. Discuss encryption, mining, and the SHA-256 algorithm. Discuss the Lightning Network. There are so many topics, you should set a weekly coffee meeting so you can go with them down the rabbit hole!

Anyway, back to our coffee. The set includes our following beans:

• El Salvador San Pacho Honey
• Ethiopian Guji
• Satoshi’s Blend (Bali & Ethiopian)

Save sats with the Satoshi Sampler

When you order the sampler, you will save on shipping since you have three coffees are bundled together. Additionally we provide a little bit of savings since you are ordering in bulk. As a result, you can save a few more sats, or you can purchase something else from another bitcoin-focused company.

If you want even more savings, consider joining our coffee club where you can get up to 21% back!

Thank you for considering and supporting our business. Take care!

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So we’re testing out some bitcoin swag like t-shirts, coffee mugs, etc. and starting with a Taproot BIP 341 Raglan T-shirt. The shirt is a 3/4 length baseball/raglan style t-shirt which will make you the talk of your next bitcoin meetup.

The t-shirt has a white body with black contrasting sleeves and collar. It is double-needle stitched on both the bottom and sleeve hems of this raglan jersey for long-lasting quality. The t-shirt is pre-shrunk 100% heavyweight cotton construction for comfort. It fits true to size and is a standard fit.

We hope you enjoy the design and if you have additional suggestions on products, please contact us to let us know.

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Satoshi’s Mocha Java Blend Coffee uses top grade beans from Bali, Indonesia and Guji, Ethiopia.

We use Organic Bali Blue Moon as the Java portion of the blend. The island of Bali received a rejuvenation of coffee production from the Indonesian government in the 1970s & 1980s. As a result, many farmers throughout the entire island participate in coffee agriculture.

These trees grow between 1100 and 1500 meters above sea level. The farmers harvested the cherries between May and July of 2021, and the beans shipped to the US in late fall 2021. The varietal is Bourbon & Typica. The milling process is wet-hulled and the beans dry on patios.

For the other portion of our blend, we use Ethiopian Natural Guji. Farmers harvested these coffee cherries at elevations between 1100-2200 MASL. Natural processing removes the fruit pulp from the ripe cherries. With a natural process, the cherries will fully dry within raised beds with the skin on, which means both the fruit pulp and sugars provide the beans with flavors as part of their development.

The harvest occurred between November-December of 2021 and the coffee shipped in the summer of 2022. Our variety is Ethiopian heirloom, which basically is used as a catch-all name for wild Ethiopian coffee. Cross-cultivation naturally happens here, therefore, each town and location has a very different and unique profile.

Satoshi’s Mocha Java Blend Coffee

Mocha Java is a locally roasted, deliciously smooth coffee that is full-bodied and rich.  A complimentary balance between an earthy coffee and one that is rich and fruity. You will taste notes of strawberry, dark chocolate, cedar, molasses, & vanilla. We think you will enjoy Satoshi’s blend!

To look at our other coffees, choose from one of the selections below or go to our main coffee page.

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In general, most coffee trees in the region grow wild near the city of Yirga Ch’efe, near Lake Abaya, in the Sidamo district south of Addis Ababba, the capital city.

Our coffee specifically grows in Guji, one of the zones of the Oromia Region known for producing some amazing natural coffees. Typically these coffees possess some nice fruit-forward characteristics with a medium body.

In the past, coffees from Guji fell within the category of general Sidamo. However, due to the high quality and unique profile of the coffee, the Ethiopian Commodity Exchange now separates Guji coffee from the more general Sidamos. They identify Guji as a higher-quality and more-unique coffee due to the terroir.

Typically Ethiopian coffee grows in wild trees amidst the tropical rain forests at elevations from 1500 to 1800 meters above sea level (MASL). Negligible use of chemicals and fertilizers indicates Ethiopian coffee as some of the most natural coffee available.

The consumption of coffee can be traced back as far as the 9th century in these highlands of Ethiopia. Legend states that Ethiopian shepherds first noticed that goats became more animated and danced after eating wild coffee berries. Today, wild and native Arabica coffee trees are still the primary source for this historic and exotic coffee.

The Farm & Harvest

Farmers harvested our Ethiopian Natural Guji coffee cherries at elevations between 1100-2200 MASL. Natural processing removes the fruit pulp from the ripe cherries. With a natural process, the cherries will fully dry within raised beds with the skin on, which means both the fruit pulp and sugars provide the beans with flavors as part of their development.

The harvest occurred between November-December of 2021 and the coffee shipped in the summer of 2022. Our variety is Ethiopian heirloom, which basically is used as a catch-all name for wild Ethiopian coffee. Cross-cultivation naturally happens here, therefore, each town and location has a very different and unique profile.

Our Ethiopian Natural Guji Coffee

To look at our other coffees, choose from one of the selections below or go to our main coffee page.

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